you should report this to your local pest control. Or try the old shoe-box, stick and string with a peanut butter sandwich for bait. I once had pol pots running around in my apartment, caught them and now they are happily living in my old rodent cage. Of course the constant hamster wheel noises are abit annoying and these little critters breed like crazy. All my friends have pol pots now. They are a bit like zucchinis and taste somewhat like zedongs with a hint of stalin.

Thanks for asking!

Sure, mini-Hitler and mini-George Washington (from another cartoon) constantly have SuperSoaker battles underneath of my house, causing the foundation to sink 1/16 mm each century. They annoy me with their crazy water-based antics every day. If I could catch them, I would kill them, but alas they are too quick for me!

have you ever seen a hitler?